OLD MEN
> OLD MEN...
>
> The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with
> picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
> peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
> was built.
>
> One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
> over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon
> bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
> glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
> dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his
> presence.
>
> At once, they all went to the deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
> leave.'
>
>
> The old man frowned, 'I did not come down here to watch you young
> ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked.'
>
> Holding up the bucket, he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'
>
>
> Moral: Old men can still think fast!
Another busy week so far
Been a busy week in Oswego for me, went twice this week. Tuesday I went to meet with agents of the Transportation Safety Administration for a Transportation Workers Identification Card.
Homeland Security and Transportation Safety Administration agaents got very nervous when they saw me sitting outside there building way too early for my appointment, and came outside three times, three different agents, to ask who I was and what I was doing. I guess I didn't get the memo saying reading a Buddhist magazine and watching the boats go by was a threat to national security.
I'm honestly not sure that I'll qualify for this TWIC thing. I've had run ins with the feds before due my affiliations with certain organizations and the other international organizations who used to love to visit my old websites. Feds don't like it when when known terrorist groups from around the world visit your site because of certain key words. Not my fault I was brought up to love the military sciences. Is it my fault I also love to study religions from all over the world?
Wednesday I went to Osewgo to do security for my favorite ship and crew, the Stephen B Roman. THis time I remembered to bring binoculars. Lots of boats were out fishing so the binoculars came in handy.
I didn't get that job I applied to. Oh well.




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