> OLD MEN...
>
> The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with
> picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
> peach trees.  The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
> was built.
>
> One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
> over. He hadn't been there for a while.  He grabbed a five gallon
> bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
> glee.  As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
> dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his
> presence.
>
> At once, they all went to the deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
> leave.'
>
>
> The old man frowned, 'I did not come down here to watch you young
> ladies swim  naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked.'
>
> Holding up the bucket, he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'
>
>
> Moral: Old men can still think fast!